So if all else fails to make your Valentine’s Day fun…

 …here are your Valentine’s Day Riddles!!!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?                                                 

Owl be yours!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?                               You’re nuts so bad yourself!

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?                                                           

Hogs and Kisses!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?                                                                          Because they’re scentimental!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

Hope your day is filled with something fun & sweet!!!

Me…I’m off to share some heart cookies with a friend!!!