The Last Word on Valentine’s Day 2014

So if all else fails to make your Valentine’s Day fun…

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 …here are your Valentine’s Day Riddles!!!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”

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What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?                                                 

Owl be yours!

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What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

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What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?                               You’re nuts so bad yourself!

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?                                                           

Hogs and Kisses!

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?                                                                          Because they’re scentimental!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

Hope your day is filled with something fun & sweet!!!

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Me…I’m off to share some heart cookies with a friend!!!

Sharing is always important!

 

About Diane

a long time lover of all things aquatic...swimming, sailing, kayaking, snorkeling...if it involves water...I'm in. Add traveling, snowshoeing in the winter, gardening in the spring, & lots of fresh air & sunshine. Blend with cooking, crafting, great friends & my Border Collie Zack. Toss in some sweet beekeeping. Mix in a couple of great books, my camera, clean notebook paper, & a cool pen & you pretty much have a picture of me. My friends tell me I should also add..."once a teacher...always a teacher".
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