Torch Lake Personality Inventory – Protocol #1

Please take a few minutes to complete the inventory below…


In a world where we’re constantly searching for answers & trying to find meaning in our lives, the Torch Lake Personality Inventory provides an easy, painless, & foolproof way to get a handle on yourself & your friends. All you need is a pencil, a piece of scrap paper & 5 minutes!!!

TLPI Protocol #1

Question 1:  What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?

Question 2:  What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Question 3:  Why do witches fly brooms?

Question 4:  How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?

Question 5:  What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Question 6:  What do witches put on their hair?

Question 7:  Why don’t skeletons like parties?

Question 8:  What does a mother ghost say to her child?

Question 9:  What is mummy’s favorite kind of music?

Question 10:  What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to it’s diameter?


Score on point for each correct answer.

  • Booooots
  • Squash
  • The vacumn cleaner cord isn’t long enough.
  • Buy a pumpkin patch.
  • Neckterine
  • Scare spray
  • They have no body to dance with.
  • Please buckle your sheetbelt.
  • Wrap music
  • Pumpkin PI

There you have it!

Here’s how to interpret your results…

imagesCAD8JBAC1 – 3 correct answers – It’s likely you’ve not been having enough fun lately. You may be working too hard or taking yourself too seriously. You’re going to have to do something about that quickly if you want to effect any real change in your life. Consider disconnecting your computer or failing that, use it to look up funny stuff on the internet. Leave your phone in the bathroom for a day or again, failing that, use it to call your friends & ask them the questions above. You definitely need to go to a Halloween party & cut loose.

imagesCAD8JBAC4 – 6 correct answers – you can consider yourself fairly well balanced with the perfect blend of work & play. You must take good care of yourself because you have had the time to take this test & you knew some of the answers. You need to spend some serious time sharing this gift with others in your life who need to lighten up a bit. Attend a local Halloween party & bring your laughter along.

imagesCAD8JBAC7 – 9 correct answers – You need to send me your information because you are definitely a great & fun person! You will also need to throw a party & invite others, both those like you & those in need of your particular kind of expertise. You have a great future ahead of you in any joke telling situation!

imagesCAD8JBAC10 correct answers – You seriously rock, but may need to tone it down a bit. Your brilliance is probably intimidating your friends & they’d like a chance to answer a joke occasionally. If you could harness this energy, you would make a great joke mentor. Go to a Halloween party but try to put yourself in other people’s shoes & let them have a turn. You may find yourself in the somewhat awkward situation of having to explain the punch lines but be patient & kind.

Thanks for participating in the Torch Lake Personality Inventory

I’d love to hear about your results!

Me…I’m off to administer the test to a friend of mine!!!

The first of the institutional haircuts!!!

About Diane

a long time lover of all things aquatic...swimming, sailing, kayaking, snorkeling...if it involves water...I'm in. Add traveling, snowshoeing in the winter, gardening in the spring, & lots of fresh air & sunshine. Blend with cooking, crafting, great friends & my Border Collie Zack. Toss in some sweet beekeeping. Mix in a couple of great books, my camera, clean notebook paper, & a cool pen & you pretty much have a picture of me. My friends tell me I should also add..."once a teacher...always a teacher".
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